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A friend of mine went to the dentist recently. He commented that it may be tough spending all day with your hands in someone’s mouth. He said, “I just think of it as having my hands in their wallet.” ***** When
Gavaskar found out that a movie has been released, in Australia called
“Gavaskar,” he was very happy. He planned to watch it and got a
ticket for Australia at once. With great difficulty he managed to get a
ticket and very happily went to see the movie. ***** Father : Son,
do you realise when Lincoln
was your age he was already studying hard to be a lawyer? ***** There
was a poor old man who used to carry an unbearable load on his back. One
day when he could carry it no father, he cried out in despair, “Oh,
Death, come and free me”. ***** One woman to another at
a dinner party: “Where’s that beautiful girl who was serving
drink?” ***** |
Patient
: Doctor, you must help me. I’m under such a lot of stress, I keep
losing my temper with people. ***** A doctor came to see one of his patients in a hospital. The patient had a major surgery on both his hands. “Doctor”, said the man excitedly and dramatically holding up his heavily bandaged hands. “Will I be able to play the piano when these bandages come off?” “I don’t see why not”, replied the doctor. “That’s funny”, said the man. “I wasn’t able to play it before”. ***** Patient:
Doctor, I can’t stop stealing things. ***** “Do
you believe in life after death ?” the boss asked one of his
younger employees. ***** Priest
to young Daniel: “Do you always say your evening prayers before
going to sleep?” ***** |