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Doctor: Your husband needs rest and peace. Here are some sleeping pills. Wife: When must I give them to him? Doctor: They are for you. J J J
Dentist (to the patient): For God's sake, stop making those noises and waving your arms. I haven't even touched your tooth yet. Patient: Yes, I know. But u're standing on my foot.
J J J
Patient: Doctor, I don't feel hungry after taking meal. Doctor: Really, your condition is very serious. Wait a bit. (After sometime, the doctor holds out some medicines). Take these pills. You take one pill after your sleep and another one before you get-up.
J J J
Doctor: Liquor is a slow poison for you.
J J J
Doctor: Yes, what is it I can do for you?
Doctor: The fact's your legs are not that hollow as your head is.
J J J Patient: May I have a glass of water, doctor.
Patient: No I just wanted to check whether my throat leaks.
J J J
Patient: 'Doctor, doctor! I've swallowed a spoon.'
J J J
Two doctors
were in a hospital hallway one day complaining about Nurse Nancy. “She’s
incredibly mixed up," said one doctor. "She does everything absolutely
backwards. J J J Doctor: What seems to be your trouble? J J J Mohan : (to the doctor) : Doctor, can you diagnose my
Illness? J J J
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