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A local doctor who set up his practice right in his home was awakened one morning about 4.00 a.m. by a man who said he had brought his wife in. Thinking it to be an emergency, the doctor hurried out to the truck with the man. There sat a healthy looking young woman whom the doctor had just seen the day before. “Good morning doctor,” She smiled, “You told me to come in for a blood test this morning before breakfast.” ***** A new patient was being examined by a doctor. According to her husband, she seemed to be suffering from amnesia. The doctor asked, “Have you ever had this before?” ***** A patient walked into a doctor’s office and asked if the doctor was in. The receptionist said, “No. When he saw the bill for his malpractice insurance, he decided to become a lawyer.” ***** Suffering from a bad case of the flu, the outraged patient bellowed, “Three weeks?? The doctor can’t see me for three weeks??? I could well be dead by then.” Calmly the voice at the other end of the line replied, “If so, would you have your wife call to cancel the appointment?” . ***** The dentist finished the routine oral examination of his patient, an Arabian oil Sheikh. “ Your teeth look perfect. There is no need to do anything at all.” The Sheikh replied, “I’m feeling lucky today. Go ahead and drill anyway!” *****
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List of Things You Don’t Want to Hear During Surgery: Oops! ***** Passengers: Stewardess, why are we flying so low? Flight Attendant: Nothing to worry about sir. The radar’s broken, and the captain’s following the highway signs.
***** There was an old man who wanted to wake up each day with a song in his heart, so his cardiologist fitted him an AM/FM pacemaker ***** This
guy goes to the doctor for a checkup, and after some tests, the doctor
comes in with a grave look on his face.
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