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While eating in a
restaurant, I reprimanded my four-year-old son for speaking with his
mouth full. “Mump umn kmpfhm,” was all I heard. ***** Managing a one-hour photo-processing store, I’ve heard customers come up with all kinds of excuses for their bad pictures. But when I handed one man his photos, I didn’t think he’d be able to avoid taking the blame. As he looked at 24 shots of his left ear, I expected him to admit that he’d pointed the camera in the wrong direction. “That silly wife of mine,” he said, “loaded the film backward again!”.
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My mail truck broke down
one day on a busy highway. I pushed the vehicle onto the side of the
road, put on the hazard lights and went to phone a garage. After I
returned to the truck to wait, a car pulled up in front of me. ***** “Dad,” said the youngster, “our teacher doesn’t know what a
horse looks like.” ***** |
When my sister learned the plane she was on would arrive late at the
airport, she asked a flight attendant to call ahead and have then hold
her connecting flight. On landing, she ran frantically through the
terminal and hurried aboard the waiting plane. The passengers glared at
her as she slunk into the single vacant seat. ***** When
I was in the sixth standard I
lost the sight in my right eye during a playground mishap. Fortunately,
the accident had little effect on my life. When I reached my 40s,
however, I needed to get glasses. At the optometrist’s office, the
doctor’s young assistant pointed to an eye chart. “Cover your right
eye and read line three,” she said. ***** The
dinner ordered oysters : ‘Make sure they’re neither too larger
nor too small, nor too salty nor too fat’ he instructed. *****
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